The house
is open.
On Laclede since 1976. Wings, smashburgers, cold cans, every Billiken game on — and a live count of exactly how full the room is, right now.
Is it worth the drive?
One live number from the room. Not an estimate, not last Friday's average — right now.
Fifty years
of last calls.
Same corner. Same bar. The wood remembers more than we do.
Home court
since 1976.
The corner tavern at Spring & Laclede. A Saint Louis University tradition — the bar that inspired One Night at McCool's. Took a rest. Reopened November 2022. Still the one.
Tonight, and every night.
You had to be there.
Nights at Humphrey's, straight from the floor.
The closest thing to
a home game.
We're on Laclede in the middle of campus — walk over before tip-off, grab a booth, and watch it with a room full of people who actually care. Every screen on, sound up when it's close.
A count.
Not a camera roll.
The number is anonymous occupancy — how many, never who. No facial recognition. No age or gender guessing. No images of you stored. Ever.
Read the privacy promiseText Humphrey.
Specials, hours, how busy it is, what's on the TVs. Ask anything.
The night
runs long here.
Kitchen open late, Tuesday through Saturday. Nobody rushes you out.